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So from homework given by auntie susan (lianne's mum) i'm meant to write an essay for every single SPM examination since 2001. And since mum says she's not going to go to Kuching til she sees me do some studies...i guess i gotta do something.

SPM Examination Paper 2005
Question 2
(c) Write a story with the title: An Unexpected Visitor


It is always on dark and stormy nights like this…that remind me of that bright and sunny day when he came.

1

It was a hot sunny Malaysian afternoon, one I usually spend lazing around my apartment, too tired to move or do anything. That particular afternoon I was lying down day dreaming on my comfy bed in my air conditioned room.

Ding-dOngggg. The weird sound of my doorbell once again reminded me I’d forgotten to ask the electrician to fix it.

Ding-dO-dingg-don-ding-dOnnnggg. As if the doorbell wasn’t dead enough.
“Alright, alright! I’m coming, keep your shirt on!”

I walked towards the door and looked through the door hole to see an old man around his 60s wearing rather unusual clothing and carrying what looked like a very big chunk of metal in his hand. Usually, I wouldn’t let in senile men with metal things to hit my head, but something, something, in his eyes caught my attention and an unusual urge of curiosity made me open the door.

“Who’s this?”
“It’s urgent!”
“Oh, the toilet’s in the back.”
“No, no! I can’t believe they made me do this…”
“What?”
“Oh just let me in you bimbo”
I didn’t want the old man pee on my doorway so…
“Ah heck, c’mon in then”

As the old man walked into the room pass me I could see the man more clearly. He was a man of average size, a little shorter than I was. His features were sharp and coarse, as if this once carefree soul had been put through hard times that shaped his character. On his back was an unusual chrome backpack and upon closer observation I realized it linked down his feet and I could see its metal spine connecting through his arms.

“Hey man I don’t know what terminal disease ya’ got but the toilet is back there and after you use it, please just leave.”
“You idiot! I am not sick and I do not want to use the loo.”
He grabbed a chair as if the house was his and sat himself on it.
“Look, I am here on orders and there’s something very important to tell yo-”
Just then, the irritating sound of my doorbell rang again.

Ding-doong-ding-dong-din-do-din-do-dinnnnnnn. Okay I think it’s finally died. I stepped towards the door to open it when suddenly the crazy old man jumped on my back.

“Dude! I don’t know WHO you are but I ain’t into that Brokeback Mountain stuff you hear?”
“O just shut up, it’s them”

Wooden splinters flew over my head and dust engulfed the apartment as my beautiful apartment door was blasted to shreds.

2

In a blink of an eye the old man did something I would never have imagined, he jumped to his feet and lifted me with one arm. He then ran to the nice 24th storey apartment view I had saved up for…and jumped out of the window. We fell.

“WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY!??”

The old man ignored my words and instead closed his eyes and an expression of concentration came over his face. Is this guy trying to pee in the air? I could see it then, the height of the 24 storeys slowly dissipating and the thin strip of tar road looking ever more like a black river. Had that not been enough, weird looking people were standing at my broken window and laser beams were flying past my head. I closed my eyes and prayed that the Kancil at the bottom had a soft roof. I passed out.

3

I woke up disorientated greeted by a very clean hospital-looking room with white halogen light flooding the space and bouncing of the walls to produce a very sterile looking environment. Where am I? Is this heaven?

“No it is not” said a voice from the back of the room. I turned around to see the old man looking back at me.
“YOU! Who the heck actually are you?”
“Calm down son, I’ll explain.”

4

“The world ends in the year 2048AD, I know, it does not seem very far away at all. The world is not ended by man as often thought or even by celestial forces. Instead we are invaded by the Venushians.

The Venushians are a highly advanced alien race bent on destruction and domination, they are immortal however lack the power to reproduce or heal. It is for this very reason that they destroy planets and galaxies in order to harness the energy produced by an imploding sun or planet. Using such immense energy they are capable of rejuvenating their frail bodies and even creating new life. In 2048AD, Earth became their target.

Although by the year of 2048AD the human race is already far advanced from the present that you live in, we are still technologically inferior to the Venushians and our weapons are rendered useless against them. I have left an imploding Earth just to see you.

In the year 2048AD, the human race is on the forefront of time travel and a crucial individual is the man who leads this research. However when the date of the Venushian’s invasion arrives all hope of the human race’s survival seems futile. However, this man sees a way. By compressing all of modern technology into microdots he takes this information into the past and introduces it to the human race, hence forming HOPE, Humans On Peril’s Edge.

It may not be a very flattering name but it is very real. HOPE’s goal is to continuously import future technology into the past and to advance it so that when the day comes we will be able to prevent the Venushian attack. Yes, the humanoids we encountered back then are Venushians. However we are safe now as we are in a 4th dimension which I created right before we hit that Kancil. We are now in HOPE’s mother base.

I am of HOPE’s 3rd generation and I am passing on the technology of the future to you. The rest lies in your hands for you are the founder of HOPE. You are going to lead the human race to further advancement and it is you for which the entire of humanity’s fate rests on.”

5

We spent a few minutes in silence as I absorbed and digested what the old man had just told me. I closed my eyes and looked up.

“How do you know I will achieve all of this old man?”
“Because I am the future you.”
I gave the old man a close look up and down.
“Ewww.”

Yesterday i was at lianne's house for english tuition (her mum's an english teacher). So she made me write an essay from the 2004 SPM paper.

Essay topic:
(c) My Ideal School

On the way to add maths tuition last night i was talking to mum about a dream i had, which led to a conversation about how i had worms as a child, which led to a conversation about my childhood.

As a child, i was constipated.

No i don't mean it in the current slang where people say things like "your constipated" or "ahahaha constipated!". No, i actually was constipated as in shit-not-comin-out.

I remember mum used to have to stick pills into my ass as laxatives. And she even had to put her hand in a plastic bag and dig out my crap (i love you mum!). I even remember putting the stool in a plastic bag and showing the doctor.

Ahh...the old days :)


Tian Wen thinks this pic looks constipated:
i disagree...

Well i know my hair wasn't very long, but i kinda just like keeping it short. So since the guy who shaves my head doesn't work that far away, i decided to just go to him and cut off that excess hair.

BEFORE

i know, its a bit blur

&

AFTER

monk

Siri Elektrokimia

Kalau Nak Cucuk Mesti Ada Zakar
Kalium Natrium Calcium Magnesium Aluminum Zinc

Fucking Sluts Pour Hot Cum
Ferum Stanum Plumbum Hg-Mercury Cuprum

Spectrum

most people tend to use:
Michael Jackson Killed His Brother In USA
Merah Jingga Kuning Hijau Biru Indigo Ungu

those from chinese schools would use:
Hong Chen Huang Lu Lan Dian Zhi
Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Purple

however i use:
Richard Of York Goes to Battle In Vain
Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet

i don't know why...i just do

After a very much overdue outing, Weiyan came over today so we could go out and watch X-men 3 together.



So, X-Men 3 was not bad, in fact i would say it was pretty good. However Archangel's appearance in the movie was so insignificant that i really think he does not deserve to be in the front of the poster, mind you, neither really does Cyclopes considering he dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie. There were some odd things too, like i really thought that when Xavier saw Juggenaut he would at least have said "hello" or given him a nod considering that Juggernaut is Xavier's half brother.

I must congratulate Kelsey Grammar (the guy from Frasier) for acting as Beast because i really would not have known it was him had i not been told.


Anyways, after the movie Weiyan and I stayed in the cinema to see whether there was any spoiler hidden at the end of the movie.

There was.

As you all know Xavier dies, however in the beginning of the movie he gives a lecture about the ethics of mutant power, such as assuming the consciousness of an unconscious body, and then he shows a video of this man who is a father of bla bla bla and he's in a coma.

Well the spoiler is this: the scene begins with the room of this unconscious man, the nurse taking care of him says "Good morning" and to her shock, the body replies "Hello Moira" she then looks at the body and says "Charles?". So i guess they're trying to say that Xavier is so powerful that he has assumed the consciousness of another body.

Sigh i'm bad at explanations so here's the video:


So later on we went to Baskin Robins and i used my Chinese Society card for a 10% discount and had Pralines 'n' Cream, I must say it looked rather gay for 2 guys sitting together eating ice cream even if it was seperate ice creams and we decided we should have ajak-ed either lianne or jill to have come along. (i talked to lianne tonight and found out she was at midvalley stoning because she didn't have movie tickets and we could have asked her to come...O WELL)

When we got home we played with the camera and took several shots:

I know they're not that professionally done and i could have made it better had i been more meticulous but....

its not like i got 6 hands to do all the work :p

I've often been asked why the url for this site is "www.rabbitchan.blogspot.com". Moreover is the amount of time's i've been asked why its called "The Rabbit Hole". Well this explains it all:

war·ren
n.

1. 1. An area where rabbits live in burrows.
   2. A colony of rabbits. See Synonyms at flock¹.
2. An enclosure for small game animals.
3. 1. An overcrowded living area.
   2. A mazelike place where one may easily become lost: a warren of narrow, dark alleys and side streets.

So in layman's terms it means rabbit hole, which is its most common meaning. Meaning aside however, my ex gfs all called me rabbit, so rabbit it is :)