There are 2 popular sayings about Masturbation:
1. Masturbation will slowly make you blind.
2. People who masturbate have muscular forearms (presumably from excercising while...)
Anyway, after putting these two thoughts together, I landed on a startling (or perhaps not so) conclusion-
POPEYE IS THE BIGGEST WANKER OF THEM ALL
Oh yes you are!
there ya go Pops!
Remember kids, "eat your spinach!"
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