Graduation

Here are some pics from today, they're all in very reduced resolution otherwise it would have taken too long to load them all. Although i put my tshirt at the end on a reasonable resolution so that it can be read.

So here are something's to remember (not all, of course):


listening to Jee Ian's scientific thoughts and Hyder's PAS passion.


Warren to Lin: Wanna camwhore camwhore?


Really boring speeches


The Chloe & The Claire


Talking to the lovely ladies sitting in front of me. Thanks for bearing with my smelly feet :p


Joking with Jason and Ram. (WAHAHAHAH SO SMALL!)


the family


Michelle Jane- Editor-in-Chief, Si Xuan- Librarian President/Oriental Music Vice President, Hoong the Zeng Jia Zi, Yi Ning


Michelle Jane's Sweaty Hands


...and her small feet.

...and her orange bras and mickey bras. Whoops that's censored.


Teasing John's baldness (and stupidity).


Wooly peole :D


The fact that our school is freakingly irritatingly chinese.


Seeing Jee Ian read the Complete Works of Oscar Wilde/Stephen Hawking's "Brief History of Time"/Advanced Physics while everyone's studying, yet still gets 1st in class.




Pretty nice pretty people. Lin.Mel.Midge. Future successful women of Times.


HELP Debate team (and 1/2 the form 5 male Indian population). War.Eli.Shan.SB


1


2


KDU Debate People!


Making black jokes with Brendan (approximately 1/8 the form 5 male indian population).


Ivan and his latest porn star crazes.


Gabby. The future serial killer.


Kim Tat: Wah, prefect also bring handphone to school!
Warren: Wah, vegetarians also can be fat!

***

And here's my shirt

Back


Front

Be it the scribblings of signaturess on my shirt,
Or the scribblings of memories on my mind,
Shall they never fade.

Snippet 11 : And for the last time...

It's GREEN



thank you :)

another one for sis

The Maidens of Mahjong

Every Friday mum plays mahjong. This usually occurs at a friends house in Tropicana, but this time mum decided to be the host.

These women will play fooooreeevverr. A typical Friday starts off in the early morn with a game of golf. Then after a shower and makan, they adjourn to someone's abode for this ancient chinese game. I took these pictures (it's a combination of 3 photos) at 4pm, they had started playing at around 1pm.

and even now, as I write, they play.

Snippet 10: Egypt

A column in Luxor Temple (or was it Karnak?)
You can see that the guy's face is chipped off, well that's cuz Romans saw it as pagan belief
They chipped the beautiful sculpting of the Egyptians
Yea, Talibans and Roman Catholics ain't so different.

I kinda forgot the name of this God.

Ok, for story's sake, let's just call this dude John (for obvious reasons =p).

One day, John's village had to go to war, thus all the men left to fight in the war, leaving behind only their wives and children. Hence, to guard the town, John was left behind as well.

Al'abaster figures of John.

When the soldiers came back, they found that all their wives were pregnant. Now that's one seriously busy John.

As punishment, his arm and leg was chopped off (i reckon that this is so he can't do doggy style).

So what God is he? Yeap, you guessed it,

The God of Virility

Who chipped of his dick? Nope, not the Romans.
The Egyptians scraped of his dick and made it into a drink, thinking it would make them more virile.

Snippet 9: Myanmar

Cicadas anyone?

They taste like chicken :D

My Cousin Is Lala

Here's my conversation with my cousin (in form 3) who lives in limbang.
I am quite sad, it's conversations with her like this that remind me how my cousin....is a l-llllall.....
LALA.

I took screenshots so that you can see the numerous smileys that come with lalaness.



later on, she changed her diplay pic again..



M is your screen having a different picture now?

W yea now it shows me ppl posing with the peace sign

M no lah
M is not a peace sign
M is just a post only

W you mean "pose", not "post"

M ya
M ok

W regardless of whether it is a pose or not, it's still the peace sign

M o ya ^_^ !

***

Sigh, why is it that God has given me a lala cousin?
I have nothing against lalas as persons, I just have something against their fashion.

I created this a few months ago:

Yes, that is Jay.

iPod Nano Remastered.

Presenting,



THE iPOD NANO REMASTERED

Iit comes in 2GB, 4GB and 8GB.


The 8GB version only comes in black.


My ipod mini's menu button got spoilt.


It's actually much slimmer than the pic makes it seem,
it's thinner than the pencil.


I cut my hair again last week.

you know you love me :)

Snippet 8 - 29th Anni

Last week was mum's big 50th, so we had a dinner at the Shang Palace. And they were saying how they're wedding anniversary is coming up. Then Dad made this comment which I thought was sweet:

"We've now been together longer than we've been apart."
He took mum's hand and smiled at her.

Today's their 29th anni.

MAID ABUSE

PETALING JAYA - After hearing terrible shrieks in a suburban home in Taman X today, concerned neighbours made a call to the local police force reporting the situation. Upon investigation, police stumbled upon this abused soul.

me with my hands on me head

Hahaha, ok, storytime:

A'HAN Nyonya Kuih Shop

Today I went to get my retainers fixed because they were broken (don't ask me how). Since we were in the area, after my retainers got fixed, we went over to this Nyonya Kuih shop. And then again, since we were in the area, I decided to go to Erik, to check out my shoulder.

that's the signboard

Erik is a wu shu master and a very sucessful one at that. He and his kung-fu family are often in articles in newspapers. Anyway, Erik runs Oriental Medicines & Therapies.

Erik is basically one of those modern day chinese chiropractors. Remember those old chinese kung-fu movies like Once Upon A Time In China where these chinese masters quickly fixed dislocated bones by snapping them back into place rather than the slow Western method of splints and bandages? Well meet modern day Wong Fei Hong living in Selangor, Mr. Erik Leong.

framed newspaper clipping about the Nyonya shop in the Nyonya shop

and yea, the kuihs were really good

I get sudden aches every once in a while ever since trials. I reckon this is due to sitting at my cramped desk in cramped corner whilst my right arm and hand tires itself writing answers to questions for hours on end. So I told this to one of Erik's subordinates. The subordinate then led me to a massage bed that had curtains surrounding it. He then put oil on my shoulder blade and took what looked like a smooth stone and scraped my back.

Yes, it hurt really hurt.

After about 5 minutes of this, he stopped and left the curtained 'room'. There's a huge mirror which covers one of the walls entirely, so I turned over to see:


Shortly after, Erik himself came in and checked me out. He did lots of cracks around my body which felt really really good. One of the most satisfying cracks is one of the scariest - the neck crack. I'm sure anyone who's been to a normal chiropractor would know what a neck crack looks and feels like. It kinda looks like what you see in the blockbuster movies where the protagonist grabs the head of the antagnoist and kills him with a swift twist of the antagonist's neck. Why I say it's scary is because Erik is a martial arts exponent, he probably knows how to do the neck crack that would kill me as well.

newly renovated
by the way, for my non-chinese friends and bananas,
the 2 chinese characters in the "yin-yang" logo is 'tie' and 'da'
which means 'metal' and 'hit'

Erik says the redness is caused my capilaries which burst in my back. If I had good blood circulation, none of these capilaries would show even after the rubbing of that stone. He says the red dots will stay there for a few days and later turn yellow and black. Eventually, it will all disappear.

close up

So the big question you all must be asking now is: Do you feel better?
Well yeah, I guess I kinda do, my shoulder definitely seems less tense than before and all the cracking really felt good, and I feel much more relaxed. Erik is a professional. He has a degree from RMIT University Melbourne, Australia. He's been doing this for years and he's very successful at it, so much so that he recently renovated his clinic and is going to have a grand opening on the 7th of October.

'Panda' coloured Smart car I saw parked when I was going to our local Pasar Malam

Oriental Medicines & Therapy
26 & 28, Jalan 21/11B,
Seapark,
463000 Petaling Jaya.

A'HAN Nyonya Kuih Shop
I don't have the address, but if you go to Oriental Medicines & Therapy, there is a Sports Toto directly opposite it. Behind Sports Toto is the Nynoya Kuih Shop.