Bad translations

It's hard to explain to an American that I have no offences when the only English word calls me an 'OFFENDER' :(

Rubberduckzilla!

Watched this video and was reminded of these pics I got off the internet a long time ago.

And it reminded me of all these pics i have stored in my com from the internet, of course:

Swine Flu

taken from here

Wanker

An observation came upon me yesterday.

There are 2 popular sayings about Masturbation:

1. Masturbation will slowly make you blind.

2. People who masturbate have muscular forearms (presumably from excercising while...)

Anyway, after putting these two thoughts together, I landed on a startling (or perhaps not so) conclusion-

POPEYE IS THE BIGGEST WANKER OF THEM ALL

Oh yes you are!

there ya go Pops!

Remember kids, "eat your spinach!"

Credit for photos go to their URLs.

How to make cool character symbols

I take no credit for this picture.

Cats

Here's another comic from xkcd.com



On another note, I was hoping to get a Dark Knight poster from the Uni poster fair this time round, but there were none that were nice. I wish they had one that looked like this:



That's just awesome.

Why so serious?

Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

I was reading an article about the top 10 best PlayStation ads in history. And guess who made 8th place? An ad from Malaysia.

If I had known about this I would have just been standing there and poking it for hours. Whee :)

*need more bubble wrap, Om nom nom nom*

Hope your screen's not too big

Perfectly viewed on a standard 13.3" laptop 1200*800 resolution.

Here

Techno

taken from one of internet's best comics: xkcd.com

Imaginary Friend

got this off www.myconfinedspace.com

more here

Smiley Faces

probably taken from myconfinedspace

Green Piracy

Try it out for yourself here.


Taken from http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/trends.gif

Numb

I guess that's the word - numb. It's how I feel about Malaysian news and life. Talks of race and religion, equity and stocks, rights and privilidges. Nowadays, when someone tells me something that's gone wrong with the country when it could do so much better, my numb response is this:

credits for pic go to its original source (right-click > properties)

Wood

Purple-K

If you so happen to pick up a fire extinguisher without a safety pin. Guess what.

This is Kar Kien's house keys.

Geek joke pt. 2

O crap.
Why do I even understand this? I guess it's smart.
But darn. I feel geek.




On another note, this is Marion Caunter on the last night of RWMF :)
She's really nice, as in, after taking the pic with her we talked a bit instead of shooing me off. To top it off, she was willing to take a pic with super sweat-drenched me. Even I wouldn't want to stand next to myself.



Too bad I didn't get a pic with Denise. Kinda saw her on and off throughout the rainforest fest. But i felt too dirty and stinky to take a pic with her, ah well.
MAYA KARIN IS SO PRETTY.
Too bad she wasn't at the fest.

U can't touch this.

This song is classic.




So classic.

Sense