Third Law

Koro

Koro: The fear that your penis will shrink into your body.

I learnt this from a Malaysian psychology student I met, it came under the category of 'cultural specific psychological disorders' and it was said to be specific to the Malay Archipelago this Wikipedia article says different though. In any case, I must say...what?

Has anyone heard of this before?

the phrase 'penis panics' made me laugh real loud in a silent library.. heh :)

the dial up kid

i suppose you know you're getting old when you get references to the past.

www.sonnyradio.com/dialupkid.htm/

"Oh, how the ghost of you clings"

Nostalgia - Veidt

I like to

Please go to www.google.com.au

and in the search bar, type: "i like to"

then wait for the suggested results:

learnt from: knowyourmeme.com/photos/19786/

Dreamcatcher

Well, technically speaking a dreamcatcher is meant to be used to catch the bad dreams so that in the morning there will be burnt up by the morning sun.... but let's just for the sake of the comic be ignorant :)

Opportunity Cost

Rubberduckzilla!

Watched this video and was reminded of these pics I got off the internet a long time ago.

And it reminded me of all these pics i have stored in my com from the internet, of course:

why you need to find a husband.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770399

Swine Flu

taken from here

OSIM uVibe

This is for massaging your neck. 

Right....

http://www.osim.com/AU/product/uvibe.aspx?category_id=9F04828D-ABD0-4078-95C9-2441B911B2D6

Wanker

An observation came upon me yesterday.

There are 2 popular sayings about Masturbation:

1. Masturbation will slowly make you blind.

2. People who masturbate have muscular forearms (presumably from excercising while...)

Anyway, after putting these two thoughts together, I landed on a startling (or perhaps not so) conclusion-

POPEYE IS THE BIGGEST WANKER OF THEM ALL

Oh yes you are!

there ya go Pops!

Remember kids, "eat your spinach!"

Credit for photos go to their URLs.

Relations

Source: Wikipedia

Moral Support

Eco-Shower