Snippet 10: Egypt

A column in Luxor Temple (or was it Karnak?)
You can see that the guy's face is chipped off, well that's cuz Romans saw it as pagan belief
They chipped the beautiful sculpting of the Egyptians
Yea, Talibans and Roman Catholics ain't so different.

I kinda forgot the name of this God.

Ok, for story's sake, let's just call this dude John (for obvious reasons =p).

One day, John's village had to go to war, thus all the men left to fight in the war, leaving behind only their wives and children. Hence, to guard the town, John was left behind as well.

Al'abaster figures of John.

When the soldiers came back, they found that all their wives were pregnant. Now that's one seriously busy John.

As punishment, his arm and leg was chopped off (i reckon that this is so he can't do doggy style).

So what God is he? Yeap, you guessed it,

The God of Virility

Who chipped of his dick? Nope, not the Romans.
The Egyptians scraped of his dick and made it into a drink, thinking it would make them more virile.