If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.
Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.
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This helped when trying to figure out the sizes of apartments.
