tickle kitty

because only manly men can admit to finding things like this cute

Koro

Koro: The fear that your penis will shrink into your body.

I learnt this from a Malaysian psychology student I met, it came under the category of 'cultural specific psychological disorders' and it was said to be specific to the Malay Archipelago this Wikipedia article says different though. In any case, I must say...what?

Has anyone heard of this before?

the phrase 'penis panics' made me laugh real loud in a silent library.. heh :)

Dreamcatcher

Well, technically speaking a dreamcatcher is meant to be used to catch the bad dreams so that in the morning there will be burnt up by the morning sun.... but let's just for the sake of the comic be ignorant :)

Opportunity Cost

Rubberduckzilla!

Watched this video and was reminded of these pics I got off the internet a long time ago.

And it reminded me of all these pics i have stored in my com from the internet, of course:

Swine Flu

taken from here

Wanker

An observation came upon me yesterday.

There are 2 popular sayings about Masturbation:

1. Masturbation will slowly make you blind.

2. People who masturbate have muscular forearms (presumably from excercising while...)

Anyway, after putting these two thoughts together, I landed on a startling (or perhaps not so) conclusion-

POPEYE IS THE BIGGEST WANKER OF THEM ALL

Oh yes you are!

there ya go Pops!

Remember kids, "eat your spinach!"

Credit for photos go to their URLs.

Moral Support

Eco-Shower

How to make cool character symbols

I take no credit for this picture.

Today's programme was brought to you by the letter...

Credit for this comic goes to the little signature on it.

Asian Drum Solo

Awl dis for onlee ter-tee fi doll-ar!

I don't need subtitles

I don't blame him

Powerthirst!

Possibly to most random video on Earth.

I have a feeling that more guys will find the video funny than girls.



Check out Powerthirst 2 if you want more.

Quotes

Here are some of the better quotes from :
http://www.stargazersrealm.com/MAIN/funnies/wordstoliveby.html

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.

Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.

Also:

This helped when trying to figure out the sizes of apartments.

Hope your screen's not too big

Perfectly viewed on a standard 13.3" laptop 1200*800 resolution.

Here

Techno

taken from one of internet's best comics: xkcd.com

Imaginary Friend

got this off www.myconfinedspace.com

more here

Smiley Faces

probably taken from myconfinedspace